We should have an e-president for cyberspace...someone who would over promise and under deliver...just like in the real world.
Someone who would make promises
to clean up spam, keep idiots off of mics when gaming online and inflict
harsher (if any) penalties for people who hack, send viruses to others online and/or
teabag people on Halo...then keep none of them.
Someone who will make sure when
you're talking to a woman online...it's really a woman…and not some big fat
greasy nasty guy living in his mom's basements eating tacos and burritos all
They would also promise to make
all porn free...that is just until they got into office…then they would jack up
the prices and blame it on the “price per barrel”...or something like that.
Their fundraising campaigns
could consist of ad banners all over webpages, instant messages filled with all
those cute (and very annoying) emoticons and they could interrupt our
multiplayer matches and our porn searches with their speeches (lies) to entice
people to vote for them.
They could use that cool
internet/text lingo all the kids are using nowadays to connect with the people and
to stay fresh...they could say something like , "Don't vote for that noob,
he's a boob LOL...vote 4 me because I <3 U...BRB".
They could have their own
channels on YouTube to spread their nonsense and propaganda...like FoxNews
"fair and balanced" bull dooty!
We could also have political
alliances, similar to console fanboys...we'll have the Xboxers and the PS3ers
which would be our equivalent to Democrats and Republicans...the PCers could be
the Independent Party.
You could cast your vote for
the candidate of your choice by using "Like" buttons...which would
totally eliminate any hanging chads.
You know what...thinking about
it...let's keep politics out of the internet altogether...move along, there's
nothing to see here!