Tuesday, April 2, 2013

"Cyberspace...Gangsta Style"

Have you noticed that there seems to be somewhat of a turf war going on when it comes to video games...you would have to be blind not to?

South Central L.A. has its Bloods and Crips and we have the Xbox and PS3 fanboys.

The Bloods and the Crips have their colors, red and blue which they wear proudly and so do the Xbox and PS3 fanboys, green and black.

The Bloods and Crips use weapons to cause chaos and destruction...the Xbox and PS3 fanboys use controllers and harsh texts to do their dirty work, which is also known as a "driveby stupidity" for all you noobs out there. When you hear the keys of the keyboard clicking away you best be ducking fool...pop pop like some rolled up bubble wrap.

Also all groups act anonymously...behind the guise of codenames...or gamertags...to avoid repercussions.

I'm just saying maybe with the advancement of technology throughout the years the Bloods and the Crips took to the computers and hit cyberspace...with global warming and all...bullets aren't the only thing they need to be worried about; they could also get a wicked sunburn followed by skin cancer by hanging out in the streets all day if they're not careful.

Now we all know that most Bloods and Crips can handle their own business…and really kick some ass if necessary…and most gamers if caught cussing…will get their mouths washed out with soap and their asses beat by their parent who are right upstairs…but besides that  they are almost identical…a mirror image of each other.

We all know the police won't do anything to stop this war because either they don't know...don't show...or don't care about what's going on at Gamestop. Pour some liquor out!

The Wii fanboys could be the L.A.P.D. they could use the Wii remote as their night sticks...considering that the Wii is "da man" I think it's only suiting...wouldn't you say?

Maybe when all is said and done we'll have a gangsta rapper do a song about us.


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