Saturday, April 27, 2013

“Why I Love Video Games...”

Not only because they are fun and kick donkey...but because the lifestyle is made up of so many diverse and wonderful people. It doesn't matter your sex, age, ethnicity, sexual preference, how you dress, also doesn't matter if you have a spiritual faith or not, Democrat or Republican or even what sports team you like...once video games come around all those differences that would normally keep us apart go away and our love of video games shines through.

You know what, maybe if more people in the world played video games we would finally see world peace...the rest of the world doesn't hate us and our way of life, they just hate the fact that we don't invite them over to get down with some video games.

Not only should we drop food and medicine to the people in need in other countries, but we should also drop an NES and a wide assortment of games for them to play...we need to start them off slow, can't go and drop off an Xbox 360 or a PS3 and expect them not to freak out and nerd rage all over us. We thought we nerd raged bad when we were younger...we haven't seen anything yet...these bastard have bomb belts and AK-47s!

Sure there will always be fanboys...but now if my idea worked, we wouldn't have them around for too long...because they would all be blowing themselves up in the name of their system. They believe that if you die a martyrs death that you go to the great video game console in the sky (fanboys choice of course as to which console that is) and have all the games ever made for that particular system.

We could also have someone re-record John Lennon's "Give Peace a Chance" to something like "Give Princess Peach a Chance".

See what I mean about how video games bring us together...look at all this love...isn't it great. We should all get together and have a big group hug...just as long as I'm not in the middle...I would hate for it to turn into a circle jerk session.



  1. Sounds like a plan for world peace. Just stick to the basic games though. None of that Final Fantasy shit, k? We're talking Tetris, Pac-Man, and Frogger man...

    1. Amen to that...Final Fantasy sucks donkey. I freaking love Tetris, Pac-man and Frogger...such great games and so much fun. See I knew your rocked the catbox.